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seeyouinteawhy@lib.lgbt to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

No-code, scalable, serverless

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No-code, scalable, serverless

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    CEO: “I’ll gut the entire IT department for this ad”

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    • themusicman@lemmy.world
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      Amen

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    No-code, scalable, serverless, in my lane, focused, flourishing.

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    Is it you? Are you no-code, scalable, serverless, and a solution?

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      Is this “no-code, scalable, serverless solution” in the room with us right now?

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      Oh, good.

      GAY PORN. ONLY BIG WEENIERS. SEARCH NOW. BIG WEENIERS ONLY!!1! !IMPORTANT

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      I’m 100% fully 0% no serverless… as a service.

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    “No code, serverless”

    So, nothing, hosted on nothing?

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      More like several very complicated moving parts hosted on complicated infrastructure to keep the illusion of nothing on nothing.

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    Fucks you in the Cookies?!?

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      Absolutely

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    Original post: https://wetdry.world/@ari/111195238354462369

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    Serverless? Keep talking

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      I rather want a no-code, scalable, php solution that fucks me in the a

      Wait that’s wordpress

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      Serverless and no code? So they base everything on “free” platforms like Facebook?

      Or send a usb stick with some pictures in the mail?

      Now i know it’s a magazine!

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          There’s a homeopathic veterinary clinic in my neighborhood. Amusing. My cats get real medicine a few blocks over.

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            A homeopathic software company, I like the idea. You pay me $100 a month, and I make sure all the 1’s in your phone have good karma, and the 0’s are grounded. 🧚🏽

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      I rather want a php solution that fucks me in the a

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        I just wanna get fucked in the a

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        If you’re coding php you’re already fucked

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    Software Engineers hate this one weird site

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