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minus-squareericbomb@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up95·edit-22 years agoDon’t worry, medical care is now government funded in the real world! The taxes you paid prior to falling into a coma covered you. This is in no way a ploy to get you to wake up so we can put you in the medical work camp because you owe us 17 million dollars. With love, Kind and gentle Medical industries inc* *A fully owned subsidy of Nestlé
minus-squareLichtblitz@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up44·2 years agoThe horror lies in the final sentence
minus-squareericbomb@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 years agoHonestly the second sentence may be redundant given how hard the last one hits thinking about it now. But people like it so it will stay the way it is!
minus-squareSokathHisEyesOpen@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 years agoAmazon is already venturing into the medical field.
minus-squarebobby_hill@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-22 years agoGot that Amazon Prime Healthcare+ subscription: All ambulance rides are free, but the subscription costs you $999 per month
minus-squareNightAuthor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·2 years agohttps://www.amazon.com/gp/browse.html/
minus-squarenonfuinoncuro@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agoAt least it’s not dated in the Year of the Depend Adult Undergarment
Don’t worry, medical care is now government funded in the real world! The taxes you paid prior to falling into a coma covered you.
This is in no way a ploy to get you to wake up so we can put you in the medical work camp because you owe us 17 million dollars.
With love, Kind and gentle Medical industries inc*
*A fully owned subsidy of Nestlé
The horror lies in the final sentence
Honestly the second sentence may be redundant given how hard the last one hits thinking about it now.
But people like it so it will stay the way it is!
Amazon is already venturing into the medical field.
Got that Amazon Prime Healthcare+ subscription: All ambulance rides are free, but the subscription costs you $999 per month
https://www.amazon.com/gp/browse.html/
At least it’s not dated in the Year of the Depend Adult Undergarment