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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Some barista's got jokes

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Some barista's got jokes

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • AFK BRB Chocolate@lemmy.world
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    What kind of a charmed life do you have to have lived for this to be the most disrespectful thing you’ve experienced? This person clearly has no siblings and was home schooled. Or maybe Chris is the son of a powerful Mafia boss.

    I probably wouldn’t be able to say that’s the most disrespectful thing to happen to me today.

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      Or maybe it’s this weird new thing that the kids are doing nowadays. I think they call it “humor”? I’ve also heard them call it a “joke” as well.

      that might be it.

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          For the children, that means your mother is a whore that fucks everyone and your father is a drunk.

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            Thanks! I never understood the hamster part.

            Elderberries/drunk makes was easy due to gin.

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            Knowing what it means now actually makes it less funny. I thought it was just random nonsense.

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          I am Father Smells of Elderberries.

          • andy_wijaya_med@lemmy.world
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            Dude stop it your making me laugh

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        That’s just ridiculous.

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        What will these crazy kids come up with next?

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      That’s “Uh Chris” to you.

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        I wonder if his friends can him “Chris” or “Uh.”

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