I really only know the first gen and some of the second gen pokemon . I don’t recognize any of these pokemon where you a kid just last year ? Lol
Gen 3 came out in 2003. That was 20 years ago. If you don’t at least recognize Groudon (one of gen 3’s box art legendary Pokémon, specifically the red one on the left) then that’s on you.
What are you talking about 2003 was like 10 years ago
The early 90s were about 20 years ago, right?
Yes I’m still youthful and no my hairline is not receeding SHUT UP
Bro most of those Pokemon are 20 years old. Two of them are from merely 13 years ago.
Bro most of those Pokemon are 20 years old
So they are perfectly legal then?
I get it on old lol
They all look like shit after Gen 3 or so. Like they’re from an entirely different franchise. Pokémon done gone goofy, my dude. I don’t like it. I see maybe one in the left frame that looks like it even would have fit in with the original aesthetic.
I want to be the very best
At smashing Pokemon
I wanna touch a Charmander
And fist a Bulbasaur
Pokemon! Gotta fuck em all!
What have I just read???
haha guys the joke is porn
Is that Lopunny having a shower behind you?
That guy might be one of the few things off Reddit I miss here.
I CAUGHT A LOPUNNY BATMANNNN
I hate that I know exactly what this meme is poking fun at.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
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This is a classic, but I hate it so much.
In my day we only had 150 Pokémon to jack off to. I mean one of them was Jigglypuff so it wasn’t all bad
I haven’t kept up with Pokemon since I was a kid, and even then didn’t know much, so I don’t know many of them nowadays… So for awhile I legit assumed Salazzle was a non-canon fan made Pokemon designed by r34 artists, based on only ever having seen it in random yiff posts and based on the description seeming way too obviously designed to attract that kind of attention to be a real one
No Incineroar or Meowscarada. Downvote >:(
honestly my favorites are a healthy mix of both.
on the left we have Cryogonal, Dodrio, Zygarde and Whiscash.
on the right we have Gardevoir, Lopunny, Goodra and Delphox.
I absolutely, wholly, 100% hate Salazzle. The rest don’t bother me, but that one vexes the depths my soul and invokes visceral animosity.
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