Image of skeleton lifting a barbell on the shoulders, overlaid with text: My body is a MACHINE That Doesn’t work Very good
“Well”. Your body is a machine that doesn’t work very well.
This reminds me, have your ever thought about how Jesus definitely masturbated or if he didn’t he at least had wet dreams?
The shroud of Turin managed to keep it’s shape because it was Jesus cum rag, it’s basically paper mâche.
Now you might say “but touchmacaque, that’s blasphemy!” But I’d like to counter with the fact that we’ve all made our own cum paper mâche just like our Lord and saviour, in a way were just following Jesus.
This is a magnificent shitpost. Why bury it under a lesser one? Do not be ashamed of your talent.
The trick is to be easily forgotten, that way no one will remember me until they find my very own shroud of cum long after I’m dead
The second cumming of Christ?
It’s gonna take more than two to hold the shape for a couple thousand years.
The second cummings of Christ.
Fixed it. Thanks.
MY BODY IS A
MACHINE
THAT
DOESN’T
In my 30s and I feel like I’m always hurting some place new just from trying to stay in shape. This ain’t funny.
I keep hearing this but I feel like it cant be true for the majority. For me, I felt strong and healthy all the way up to 50, and I still feel good. I didnt even exercise, but now ive started since about a year back.
I dont understand how 30 can feel like your body is failing unless you do very hard physical work or if you are eating very unhealthy or something. So im interested in understanding whats causing this…
Are you having tons of sugar, fat food, stress,…?
I’m glad I can’t relate to this. #flexing #youth #yung4eva
Me neither! #Delusional #EverythingHurts #LifeWasted
Yoooo!!!
I’m 60, this is me :( still squatting but def my body doesn’t squat as much and every thing creaks on the way down and up! and longer to recover and after i need to slump in my recliner feeling fcuk3d for 30 mins (have a home gym)
fuck it. Deadlift day tomorrow, MTB ride on Sunday
Very well.
Just want to say you’re not alone. It matters to me, too!
Superman does good, you do very well
My body is a machine that is way out of warranty.
Budget Frankenstein’s monster here!
Shut up, I hate being in this meme.
It works like Legos after a house fire
