[yellow shrugs, smiling]
What’s wrong with russian roulette?
I played it once and didn’t die

[yellow is now smiling harder, in a creepy way, gun in hand]
That must mean it’s safe

https://thebad.website/comic/numbers_dont_lie

  • HikingVet
    2·
    4 days ago

    None 4 paragraphs, 89. Man you really are a whiny bitch.

    • Dasus@lemmy.world
      11·
      4 days ago

      Ooh, little babby still having a tantrum.

      A bitch is a female dog, much more fitting a descriptor to you instead of me. Because when I whistle, you do a thing you’re trained to do. Also, you’re obsessed with me, like dogs are about their owners.

      Also also, your rhetorical output is about on the same level.

      So why are you in this thread? Why do you obsess over me? I don’t even remember your username, let alone obsess over every cent of your profile, like you do mine.

      You’ll quit, sooner or later. No-one you’re lying to except yourself. And even you don’t buy your bs.

      • HikingVet
        2·
        4 days ago

        4 paragraphs, 102. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE HAVE REAL POS UNEMPLOYED WRITER SHOWING WHY HE DOESN’T HAVE WORK.

        bitch please, you’re trigged.

        • Dasus@lemmy.world
          11·
          3 days ago

          “trigged”?

          You mean “triggered”, surely?

          You can’t write “too” or “triggered”. Your grasp of basic English is worse than mine was at 15, and it’s my third language, lol.

          “he writes a lot, and he shouldn’t write at all, because I hate how it makes me have to reply because I can’t control myself when my ridiculous ego makes me do stuff”

          Everything you say is projection. So you’re “trigged”. Just like you have been for more than a day now. I’ve told you I stay in these threads for weeks, because it’s hilarious when you finally realise how utterly you’re publicly shaming yourself.

          And that no matter what you do, this tantrum of yours will be online forever.

          Oh right you can’t read this far. And you’re proud of it. Usually people aren’t proud of being illiterate, and actually it’s considered a fairly negative thing. Especially for supposed adults.

          Perhaps you should start with some children’s literature and work your way upwards. You know the ones with only one sentence on the page and the rest is illustration. Sounds like your level. ;>

          Now dance bitch. I guess you’ll make it at most two more days. Prove me wrong, bitchito.

            • Dasus@lemmy.world
              1·
              2 days ago

              Loser who can’t address why he’s in this thread can do basic addition.

              Are you like, proud of your maths skills, since you’ve obviously proved your illiteracy?

              Why are you in this thread? Why did you DM me? You act like a child, yet you say you’ve a job, so you’re prolly an adult. Which is very confusing, since you’re behaving worse than a toddler.

              Now fetch me more counts of “paragraphs”. (You’ve a very weak definition of one, btw. But from someone illiterate as you can’t really expect much :DD)

          • starman2112@sh.itjust.works
            1·
            3 days ago

            I saw them say you wrote 7 entire paragraphs, so I had to unblock you for a moment and read this one. Congrats on breaking 100 today btw

            “he writes a lot, and he shouldn’t write at all, because I hate how it makes me have to reply because I can’t control myself when my ridiculous ego makes me do stuff”

            You’re the one saying it lol

            • Dasus@lemmy.world
              1·
              2 days ago

              I can discuss anything in the thread. I’m not avoiding something pathologically. I always wonder, genuinely, who thinks it’s an insult to produce more text than them.

              For someone of your literacy, writing this much would be, I don’t remember how you put it, something something not being calm…Because you can’t understand me from your perspectives of getting mad and not writing just because you like it. You prolly think there are winners and losers on forums.

              I mean I don’t remember what you even argued. Can you give me context? Because unlike you, I genuinely don’t give two shits about you. But like this other loser who’s obsessing over me, you obsess over me. You didn’t unblock me, you just never blocked me, because people who say never do. Well aside from me who literally blocked up until I had to prove to some moron that OP did in fact post 4 times. Was that you?

              So yeah, when you can’t do nothing but try to get personal online, then you should probably go off and cool down… However insulting someone whilst being able to actually address the argument, that’s different.

              And see, I can address anything in the thread, whereas this obsessing illiterate moron can only spam numbers. He’ll continue for a day or two and then give up