There’s a whole bunch of shows I may or may not have illegally downloaded, which then were cancelled due to lack of interest or something. If I could’ve made a direct donation to influence that, I’d have happily contributed like 100€ for the shows to continue.

It’s nothing special. It’s blue.

Now excuse me, I’m off to imbibe vast quantities of alcohol.

I would fucking love to see the walls around me come crashing down with a matrix effect.

It’d be a sigh of relief. A deep one.

I get why you deleted the reply. I’m equally confused.

It’s not funny anymore because it’s true.

Our adaptability is off the charts though. Like cockroach levels of crazy. Like crazier, probably, as a species, but just not as individuals.

It’s just gonna be a really fucking bad time for the guys in the post-apocalyptic hellscape. I don’t think it’s gonna satisfy anyone’s Fallout fantasies tbh.

Yes, I am also human, thus my humour.

Sorry I’m not fluent on German so I’m gonna comment in English; the hardest problem is going to be mold/root rot.

You could easily leave much more, I don’t see the benefit you think youre gonna have here. It’s not like a plant that small can utilise the roots the size you harvested needs.

It’d be like putting a massive V12 on one of those e-scoots; while it’s very powerful, there’s absolutely no use and lots of potential risk.

If you didn’t cut it down like that, but merely completely harvested it and maybe 30-50% of branches, that’d be interesting. It’d be more like a V12 on a sturdy long-axis motorcycle/tricycle.

Edit if you have access to plentiful hydrogen peroxide, managing the roots should be fine.

Yah it’s just I’d never heard of “kissa” being a world for urine in Swedish.

But there’s a very high chance that if I have, I’ve forgotten.

tax avoidance

that’s money bro

See how you’re not saying “AI started in the 50’s” there?

Leafy greens have cyanide and are green, so cyanide is greenn. Duh.

What are you, a stupid progressive?

Next thing you’ll be telling me the Earth is round lol

#/s

(and the “/s” is necessary)

more like “chess computer” and “computer analysis”

No-one thought of them as intelligences

“Fossil fuels come from the Earth, so they’re green”

Every fucking day since 2016 it get’s harder and harder to come up with any remotely believable satire. There’s just no way of joking about reality, because that would require actually subverting expectations or exceeding norms to absurd levels, and that’s actually happening constantly in real life, making it not-fun

Seconded

Thanks ChatGPT

“Look guys, gender stereotypes”

“Am I the only one with anxiety in this burning world”

You get two guesses.

Lol.

Shows how little you know.

In the military, shit isn’t up for debate. You do as you’re told. It is very much black and white.

(Well, from some exceptions we don’t need to get to because you’d never reach the level where one has to utilise their own brain.)

edit this excludes warcrimes obviously. ALL soldiers EVERYWHERE are mandated to refuse orders that would lead to warcrimes. (how they’re taught what are warcrimes is a different matter entirely)