The Meta CEO, Mark Zuckerberg, testified at a landmark trial of social media companies on Wednesday. Plaintiffs’ lawyers grilled Zuckerberg about internal complaints that not enough was being done to verify whether children under 13 were using the platform.
Even after all these years, Zuck still tops my lists of “most punchable faces” and “heads I’d hold underwater until the bubbles stopped”.
And as always, nothing will come of it.
No, as always, whatever we do amidst a kneejerk reaction will just end up hurting kids more.
Nonsense! We’ll get loads of sound bites to guffaw over in YouTube!
Oh. I’ve never seen this before! Surely our completely upstanding and not corrupt government will assess a billion dollar fine and send people to real prisons with poor people, rather than months at Club Fed! 🙄
Zuckerberg grilled? Imagine the smell.
Sweet Baby Rays sauce would go nicely with a grilled Zuckerberg. https://youtu.be/M930FDIaSLA
Sweet Baby Rays works with everything. It’s not the best for anything specific, but it’s a good safe bet for everything, even reptilians.
Can I say I’m terribly concerned about raising a teenage girl?
I have a 10 yr old boy. Trying to teach him survival skills without freaking him out is like doing stomp on thin ice.
Camping trips are a really easy way to teach survival skills in a more natural way. The boy scouts is also great if you can trust the other adults.
I like when something comes up naturally. Like I split my pants along the crotch so this weekend I’m going to show him how to sew it shut.
But a camping trip would be where it would come up naturally. Plus, camping is great for everyone. You get to experience nature, unplug from your devices, reset your circadian rhythm, etc.
Even just mundane camping tasks can be a learning opportunity. Teach him knots when setting up stuff like a cooking rain fly or lashing by building a camp chair. Point out what is safe to eat while on a hike, etc.
Yeah it’s good for the kid, it’s good for you. It’s something more people ought to do more often
Just keep them away from pedophile networks like Meta, churches, Republicans…
Teen mental health? Facebook has degraded boomer mental health to levels not seen since the end of the Vietnam war.
Hang him.
Too quick.
and nothing will come out of it lmfao, everything about liberalism is so performative
theres a photo out there zuckberg was in a dinner with epstein and various other guests, including thiel, zucks wife, MUSK, and other rich folks.
I’d be more surprised if the picture didn’t exist.
His little smirk told me enough
his first smile as android mimicking human emotion.
