One Must Fall 2097.

That intro with the lightning was hype to my little 8 year old brain.

Honorable mention to the Elegy track from Firefall. That game deserved a lot better than it got.

Heh my 94 year old grandma and I regularly give each other shit about not having died yet.

Are ya winning yet?

The UN has no arms though.

Unless GDI got founded while I wasn’t looking.

Speaking as a member of an allied military, your military has gotten objectively worse.

Y’all I’d be down getting freaky with a dragon.

Draw the line at illithids though…

Hey man, I’m just working out to make the little voice that tells me to kms shut the fuck up.

Well, I suppose a jail term is better than the traditional way the French deal with leaders they weren’t fans of…

Switched to kobo.

Oi, as a part-time bar stool drunk, I feel personally attacked.

Still the deadliest son of a bitch in space.

He has, what my old grandpa would have called, “an eminently punchable face”.

Yeah, also Jesus wasn’t white.

I think Brian was, though.

Damn, Tylenol got my business for life.

You know what is though? Air pollution.

Added to the list for no further action…

I was brought into this world a weak flesh thing. Once I understood that weakness it disgusted me. I aspired to the strength of steel. I craved the blessed purity of the machine…

Sounds like a fucking snowflake liberal opinion… Oh wait…

Ma’am, with the greatest possible respect, Trump is as much a communist as the Nazis were socialists.

Well you people voted for it, or rather, didn’t bother to vote to avoid it.