My grandma used to tell me that masturbating would make me go blind, and my tattoos would stop me from getting a job. Looks like it’s the exact opposite!

Here is the study, for anyone interested

https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/epdf/10.1111/ceo.70012

Lol dumbasses. Turns out that cunt you call your mate that did your piece but is friends with cunts with idiot stickers isnt really your mate.