• Redhotkurt@kbin.social
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        To achieve maximum depth of field, set your anus to a wider aperture, such as f32. If shooting in manual mode, remember to increase the shutter speed in matching increments to compensate for underexposure. For best results, use a tripod to minimize camera shake and take a new light reading if lighting conditions change.

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    Genius. It will also double as a portal to the gay dimension: stick your straight hand through to get a glimpse of what it would look like gay.

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    “The opening at the center is at eye level and allows a view through,” Smith explained, “[offering] a connection, a sense of hope, a view beyond what is directly in front of you behind someone else."

    Fixed the quote.

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    They should build this and then arrange some kind of partnership with Glasgow University with its stone vagina. That way the entire distance between Scotland and California can be the world’s biggest perineum