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“I kept a recording of it, wanna see?”

As opposed to a Yuengling slayer, which is me at any dive bar in PA
Not just the lager, but the pilsner and the bongo fizz too!
“Cool!”
Handed one of the most deadliest weapons ever made
Immediately points at own face
“Wow this thing spotless, I’d expect some dirt or sand to be stuck in the cracks”
Not even counting Tuskens.
Padme didn’t mind.
The original “I can fix him.”
(puts face to it to pretend I was one of the yunglings)
“Those are rookie numbers.”
Right, like I’ve taken out that many on a single trip to tosche station in my land speeder
Jawas walk single file. Just saying.
When I first read that all my mind came up with was the dinks from Spaceballs, singing in a line while walking.
Bullshit.









