Especially these two trainwrecks
✨ I can fix her ✨ ♥️
By turning humanity into Fanta/eternity
Don’t cha wanna……
No you can’t
I know. :( it’s just in middle school I had a huge crush on rei:3
Gotta be real here: I’m too old for this sort of “my whyfoo!” shit. But when I was young, if there was one Evangelion character I’d say “if she was a real person I’d hit on her”, it would be Misato. And it’s kind of funny, I watched the anime some ~10 years after release; by then I was, like, 18? Way more in the age range of
Screecher and Wall StarerAsuka and Rei than in Misato’s.If it makes you feel better, she would’ve been into you too.
I 'member one episode where she makes a move towards Shinji (I think it was ep23? Not sure). Plus that scene in the EoE movie.
So… yeah, she’d eat an 18yo alive.
Real type shit
The real joke is Shinji saying this instead of just crying and caving after three episodes of childhood memories 😆
