i.e. pay $5 to go back 5 days.

The time travel is permanent and one-way.

Edit: this is a one time offer and your budget is however much liquid cash you have right now. Cards are accepted, though.

For non-Americans, feel free to convert $1 USD to your currency

    • Blizzard@lemmy.zipEnglish
      8·
      1 year ago

      I’m sure the time travelling service provider could make an exception for 500.000.000 USD.

      • reev@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        8·
        1 year ago

        Nah nah, their rules are explicit and their pockets are full. They can, after all, also time travel.

    • OtterAEnglish
      2·
      1 year ago

      Will they remember I was here before if I’ve looped back around?

      • reev@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        1·
        1 year ago

        Hmmmm, that’s a good question. If they’re wearing a tin foil hat they may be immune to your time anomaly shenanigans so I would be careful about that.

        Also, maybe don’t tell them you just won the Powerball.

        • OtterAEnglish
          3·
          1 year ago

          Yea that’s true

          With the travel being so cheap, unless their profit margins are really small, they could probably toss me back to Pangea for the cost of a lime

          Don’t want them to catch on to any shenanigans. I’ll just abuse my wealth like a regular billionaire

          • reev@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
            1·
            1 year ago

            Seems to work out for them so I don’t see why not!

            Also then you can eat the rich 5 days ago.