Personally, I usually play as Dry Bowser. How about you?
I mostly main last place, but I sometimes come in 10th.
Dry Bones
Same. Don’t even know who that is as I barely ever played Mario games except for Kart, but I like him.
Yoshi.
Luigi because the L stands for “winner”
Makes sense.
Waluigi
Waaaa
I identify with Waluigi cuz his long legs barely fucking fit in most cars
Toad
Toad on a motorcycle is my go-to! He’s very light and agile, but can be pushed around too easily
Rosalina, with one of the sport bikes
Always Yoshi, but if he’s already taken then Lakitu or Koopa!
Toad or Shy Guy
Waluigi if available, otherwise yoshi.
A Mii that looks like me.
Mario… Yes i’m that one guy that plays Mario and i’m proud of it!
You and me both, brotha! There’s dozens of us!
Warrio all day
