The vice president has some advice for young Americans.
guys don’t pile on him. he doesn’t know how babies are made because he only fucks couches. for him sex never leads to a baby couch so how would he know. for all he knows babies happen to people randomly, but more likely 9 months after they’re out of town.
Does he not know what Tinder is?
Does he not know what Tinder is for? 🤔
Not for finding sexy couches in your area
Nah, we’re on a birthstrike
We can’t afford housing, and food is becoming sketchy. How the hell do we afford children?
I’m single… (also not American, but that’s besides the point).
The Glalthian Mining Consortium needs bodies, so get to procreating humans!
does JD Vance know where babies come from
Pretty sure he thinks that babies are conceived during and pop out 9 months after your wedding in a STATE APPROVED church
We need to ban sex and genital obsessed religious freaks from being able to effect politics.
no breed!! ONLY preg!!
But the Nazis HATE babies
Americans: No.
Your masters want you to breed. Whether you can afford a child or not.
What does he think people use Tinder for? Preaching the bible? lmao
If the sorry state of the broken society we live in isn’t express incentive to not have kids at all cost, I don’t know what is. I’ll chop my dick off before I ever cum anywhere near a vagina. If the next presidential administration strips employers of various freedoms they’ve been using to abuse people and forces them to treat people better (which would never happen), MAYBE then I’ll reconsider but even then probably not.
