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dullbananas (Joseph Silva) to Outside@lemmy.world ·
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Donald Trump's computer is next to mine. What should I do when he goes afk? (Edit: not an in-game computer)

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Donald Trump's computer is next to mine. What should I do when he goes afk? (Edit: not an in-game computer)

dullbananas (Joseph Silva) to Outside@lemmy.world ·
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    Copy all data onto a portable drive and then delete System32

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      What kind of rebel are you, if you keep anything?
      Edit: and wait, so what? All the data will still be on the machine, you just created a problem for some nerd in the administration, who will have to reinstall everything

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    Take a screenshot of the desktop, flip it horizontally, make it the wallpaper, and remove all desktop icons.

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    Make him cuss on his Christian Minecraft server.

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    Go into his Word and make it auto-correct Trump to Cunt. Or, tariff to smallpp.

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    Smash it with a sledge hammer.

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      Does Outside record the front camera? I don’t want to get caught

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    Why mess with a classic, set wall paper to lemon party or goatse or any shock porn from early 2000s

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