POV: It’s 2007 and you just signed up for Netflix, streaming is so simple and easy
He protec
He atac
But mostly, he guards the snac
Roil for initiative.
Harold the Soup Stealing Gnome has stolen all your soup, rendering your short rest half as effective.
Gnome got into my pot again
Get him to the rocket
He’s got a pot problem, gnome sayin’?
No matter how much he pointed to his white beard as proof, the witch didn’t believe Grumbles when he insisted he wasn’t a child and wouldn’t taste good in a nice meat pie.
Tell me, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?
Finally, the witch-gnome war has come to it’s inevitable conclusion.
Someone is taking his revenge at Senshi
Are those two smeg knives
Let him cook
If You Give a Gnome a Knife, He Might Murder Everone.
Oh gnome…
