Doug Holland@lemmy.worldM to AMUSING, INTERESTING, OUTRAGEOUS, or PROFOUND@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago‘Uber for Armed Guards’ rushes to market after the assassination of UnitedHealthcare CEOarchive.phexternal-linkmessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up125arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up125arrow-down1external-link‘Uber for Armed Guards’ rushes to market after the assassination of UnitedHealthcare CEOarchive.phDoug Holland@lemmy.worldM to AMUSING, INTERESTING, OUTRAGEOUS, or PROFOUND@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square9fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarewirebeadslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·4 days agoLet’s fix American and Healthcare and education and infrastructure. No, F that. Hire an armed guard for your uber instead. This is about the most American thing ever, and it’s absolutely pathetically sad.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agoNo, it’s an armed motorcade, not just a goon for somebody else’s Corolla.
minus-squareDoug Holland@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agoAnd I’d gladly stand up Next to you and defend her still today 'Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land… God bless the USA
Let’s fix American and Healthcare and education and infrastructure. No, F that. Hire an armed guard for your uber instead. This is about the most American thing ever, and it’s absolutely pathetically sad.
No, it’s an armed motorcade, not just a goon for somebody else’s Corolla.
And I’d gladly stand up
Next to you and defend her still today
'Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land…
God bless the USA