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minus-squaresamus12345@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·2 days ago“Can I get it out of the trash for free?”
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up27·2 days agoNo customers behind the counter. We take the trash out at 4pm though if you want to wait.
minus-squareCrayonRosary@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·2 days agoThat’s when you spit on the trash sandwich.
minus-squareFuck spez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoWhat’s he going to do, pass on a free sandwich? In this economy?
minus-squareCrayonRosary@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·2 days agoAt that point, yes.
minus-squareTeamAssimilation@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days ago“Only if you fish it out with your mouth, and I’ll give you another one free of charge if you do”
minus-squaresamus12345@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days ago“Deal!” goes bobbing for bacteria
“Can I get it out of the trash for free?”
No customers behind the counter.
We take the trash out at 4pm though if you want to wait.
That’s when you spit on the trash sandwich.
“Still free, right?”
No, spit costs extra
Awww!
What’s he going to do, pass on a free sandwich? In this economy?
At that point, yes.
“Woo-hoo!”
“Only if you fish it out with your mouth, and I’ll give you another one free of charge if you do”
“Deal!”
goes bobbing for bacteria