• PugJesus@lemmy.worldOPM
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    14 hours ago

    “Centurion, sir, now that I’m a legionary of the armies of Rome, stationed in far Brittania, what will I spend most of my time doing?”

    “Generating heat.”

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      4 hours ago

      Just stay away from Claudius of Ravenna’s feet, he has a foot fungus … and Aemilianus of Tarsus, he has lice … you’ll be taking the bed of Marius of Aquileia, he was killed yesterday while fetching water.