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Are you sure about that first one?
my daily routine:
fall asleep > fall asleep > fall asleep
rinse and repeat
Wake up…please wake up!
If reality so good, why does the mind prefer dreaming?
Keep an eye for cute butts and use them like landmarks.
“What did you do today?”
“Well, I got coffee at around 9:15 at the cafe with the cute waiter wearing his tight jeans with the wallet rub on the right back pocket. I had a meeting at 10:30 where Melissa picked up the pencil she dropped. Went to the UPS Store during my lunch break where I stood behind the silver fox with the tight cargo pants…”
Make that thirst work to your advantage.
Describe your butt so I can remember this comment
callipygian
Supple
Holy Jesus crap keep going so I can remember harder
Severance
We have a weekly meeting at work where we talk about what we did on the weekend, and even when I technically have something to talk about, I always forget. But the stuff I do isn’t very exciting anyway, and I often make up shit so they think I have an actual life uwu
