you know what you could do that nobody else could ever do… not one single woke commie librul could ever do if you did it…
‘be the first president to golf on mars’
that’s right.
only a few at nasa know this… but the atmosphere is breathable, even. mariner and viking were just covers for sending the gear up to do the work. the wifi is great, and they got a mcdonalds under that rover now and everything.
i hear the golfing is absolutely superb. miles-long drives, straight and true every time. and no immigrunts or libruls in sight. and you know what else… the best part? you’d lose weight instantly. i’d say you’d get down to a buck twenty-five, easy.
pretty sweet!
super. lets get you right into a capsule to take you to the starship cruiser on the backside of the moon to get you there. it leaves tomorrow! no time to waste.
hey donnie.
you know what you could do that nobody else could ever do… not one single woke commie librul could ever do if you did it…
‘be the first president to golf on mars’
that’s right.
only a few at nasa know this… but the atmosphere is breathable, even. mariner and viking were just covers for sending the gear up to do the work. the wifi is great, and they got a mcdonalds under that rover now and everything.
i hear the golfing is absolutely superb. miles-long drives, straight and true every time. and no immigrunts or libruls in sight. and you know what else… the best part? you’d lose weight instantly. i’d say you’d get down to a buck twenty-five, easy.
pretty sweet!
super. lets get you right into a capsule to take you to the starship cruiser on the backside of the moon to get you there. it leaves tomorrow! no time to waste.
see ya, mr first-president-to-golf-on-mars.