Ulrich_the_Old to News@lemmy.world · 1 month agoKansas Tuberculosis Outbreakmessage-squaremessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up1127arrow-down15file-text
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minus-squareatzanteol@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up82arrow-down1·1 month ago“The CDC is recommending citizens do a colon cleanse and to make appointments to consult with their acupuncturists to see if a chakra alignment may be needed.”
minus-squareDonjuanme@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·1 month agoIf it’s Kansas City Missouri it’ll be chiropractors.
minus-squareIninewCrowlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 month agoIf that doesn’t work than just attach two leeches to each nipple for 2 hours every day until the fever subsides.
minus-squareSlopppyEngineer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 month agoFor really persistent cases, please use the emergency crystals.
minus-squareGammelfisch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month ago…and for the final cleaning, shove a UV lamp down your throat until it exits your butthole.
“The CDC is recommending citizens do a colon cleanse and to make appointments to consult with their acupuncturists to see if a chakra alignment may be needed.”
If it’s Kansas City Missouri it’ll be chiropractors.
If that doesn’t work than just attach two leeches to each nipple for 2 hours every day until the fever subsides.
For really persistent cases, please use the emergency crystals.
…and for the final cleaning, shove a UV lamp down your throat until it exits your butthole.