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arrow-up1690arrow-down1imageAnon experiences German humorsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agomessage-square114fedilink
minus-squareThelie@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up14·22 hours agoOh hey the German version of this joke is also one that doesn’t translate! “A neutron walks into a bar. The bartender says: Sorry, only invited guests.” In German, “geladen” means both “invited” and “charged”.
minus-squareKlear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·20 hours agoA neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender asks what it wants to drink. “Oh, nothing, I’m just passing through.”
minus-squareshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·58 minutes agoAn ion walks into a bar. “Barman, barman, I lost an electron here last night” “Are you sure?” “Yes, I’m positive!”
minus-squareRivalarrival@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 hours agoTwo drunks walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
minus-squareQueen HawlSera@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·20 hours agoOkay that’s actually really funny
Oh hey the German version of this joke is also one that doesn’t translate! “A neutron walks into a bar. The bartender says: Sorry, only invited guests.” In German, “geladen” means both “invited” and “charged”.
A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender asks what it wants to drink.
“Oh, nothing, I’m just passing through.”
An ion walks into a bar.
“Barman, barman, I lost an electron here last night” “Are you sure?” “Yes, I’m positive!”
Two drunks walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
Okay that’s actually really funny