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ThiefUserPermissions@lemmy.myserv.one to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Back in my day we called them jokes

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Back in my day we called them jokes

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ThiefUserPermissions@lemmy.myserv.one to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • FiveMacs
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    I don’t get how someone is unable to call a taxi for themselves…

    • ManosTheHandsOfFate@lemmy.world
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      I have a sneaking suspicion this is not a real text exchange but was created merely for our entertainment.

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        I wouldn’t complain

    • ThiefUserPermissions@lemmy.myserv.oneOP
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      Im assuming the assumption is dad would pay for the taxi.

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        Or the son/daughter is actually very responsible and already knows they’re gonna be blackout drunk, unable to call anything.

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          At 7am?

          • 30p87@feddit.de
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            That’s a fairly normal time for parties, especially with friends. Even though I mostly do this in my home village (so ~500m from home), it’s common to party til 6 am, or rather until someone complains to the police, for many festivals.

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    • 2d@kbin.social
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      I guess you’re just not very imaginative then

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      If this was my child I’d definitely feel like I failed somewhere.

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        There could be many reasons. Maybe he‘s mute, deaf or something similar

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  • empireOfLove@lemmy.one
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    Dad’s inbox the following Monday: “Hello, and thank you for reserving your future room at the Green Acres Retirement Home…”

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    Hi taxi, I’m Dad.

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  • ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml
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    I’ve always found dad jokes funny, there’s just something about them that matches my humor lol

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    The real question is - why is this a gif???

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      It’s a WEBP file, not a GIF.

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