the still-erect union soldier
My man!
They say if you’re still erect after 4 hours that you should seek medical help, but they dont say what you should do if your still erect after 4 decades.
Our boy has been rock hard since Gettysburg. He’s probably still flying the flag on the flagpole in his grave lol
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No one has ever accused Americans of knowing history - others’ or our own.
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Immigrants. They get the job done.
Post Monroe doctrine
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I was just skimming, and read this as “Post Malone doctrine” lol
Declaring himself ready for anything, the still erect Union soldier…
🧐
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🎶 This is my rifle, this is my gun! 🎶
still erect
blue pills got nothing on a blue uniform
Damn good run, though
A lot more people back then claimed to be 100 and civil war vet so they could claim the pension. Not saying this guy wasn’t either of those, just saying it was a lot easier to lie about who you were back then.
