Obviously not, but turnabout is fair play. You don’t have to have active fines. Just find one of these book banners and send them a demand letter, if they don’t return (book that is definitely worth over x amount) the librarian can issue an arrest warrant. If your wife happens to be wrong, well, qualified immunity bithces.
Some states give librarians the authority to issue arrest warrants if the value of overdue books is over a certain amount. Just saying.
People were pirating games over bbs in the 80s. I have a shoebox of 5.25" floppies for the commodore 64 with hand written labels.
First class letter mail is up to 3.5 oz and within a certain l thickness. Every ounce costs extra over the first oz (idk about commercial return mail pricing) just stuff it with flat cardboard from cereal boxes or fill out the information wrong and put in a competitors corporate address.
I’m sure they already exist, but there’s probably a big audience for fanuc robot arms.
If you send back one of those reply mail envelopes it costs them money. Stuff those envelopes with junk and send them back.
Scientists working to end West Nile virus by eliminating mosquitos ability to reproduce.