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Justas🇱🇹@sh.itjust.works to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago

"once a women turns 19, she may as well be postmenopausal"

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"once a women turns 19, she may as well be postmenopausal"

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Justas🇱🇹@sh.itjust.works to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago
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  • Bronzebeard@lemm.ee
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    FBI needs to pay attention to that man’s search history…

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      Thinking the exact same thing. Wouldn’t be surprised if he already isn’t allowed within 50 miles of a school.

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    Incel Pedos telling on themselves. They can’t seem to help but say they are some of the worst pieces of shit.

    Quality post OP.

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    the arguably cooler sounding “Spinster”

    You spin me right round, baby, right round…

    • inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Wasn’t spinster some old school slang in like the 1920s or something about women who didn’t settle down right away? Or am I hallucinating

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        It’s quite a bit older than that. 1800s, I believe? A “spinster” was a women who got a job spinning/weaving fabric, which was one of the few jobs women were allowed at the time, and they were paid for it! Very well, iirc.

        So a woman earning her own income and able to support herself, not being required to marry in order to live comfortably.

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        Yes, and well before that too. It meant an unmarried adult woman over the age of _____. (Here is where the discrepancy lies.) It was always true for an elderly woman. But could sometimes be applied all the way down to age 30, especially if you go far enough back that you were expected to be married in your 20s. (And if you weren’t, there must be something wrong with you.)

        • inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Well I’m unmarried, female and in my mid thirties and there’s definitely something wrong with me. I now identify as a spinster.

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            Keep spinnin, girl

            • inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              You don’t even know how much I spin

        • Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          My great grandmother’s wedding certificate lists her as a spinster, at the ripe old age of 19. This was a little over 100 years ago, in 1914

    • CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world
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      Don’t forget the queen spinster, Spindarella!

    • klemptor@startrek.website
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      Like a record baby

    • Justas🇱🇹@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      Coreofmidas does deliver some gold once in a while.

  • PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    When does one become a crone? Or is that for specifically when you forsake society to live in the wilds?

    • Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works
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      Crone is more about personality

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      Be the Crone your heart wants you to be. Pointing a shaking finger while muttering at your enemies helps

      • flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Get outta my swamp you kids!

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      When they first get pubes according to these fucking weirdos.

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      When you Luigi assholes like this, but with herbs and magic. Bonus points if you can poison with mushrooms, as that thematically fits both crones and Luigi.

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    People misspelling ‘woman’ annoys the hell out of me. It’s literally ‘man’ prefixed by ‘wo’. I don’t know what bizarre process could lead to using ‘women’ instead. And it’s nearly always these Andrew-Tate-loving pound shop alphas.

    • Justas🇱🇹@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      That and “should of” should be punishable by getting your hand cut off.

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        Read: “head cut off” and agreed. Sry for that.

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        Their not the only ones who should be punished!

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          I’d rather stub my toe then see such simple mistakes

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      The difference is that one is singular and one is plural. “Theres a group of women” and “Theres a singlular woman”

      People do often get the usage wrong but its not being misspelled.

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      And it’s nearly always these Andrew-Tate-loving pound shop alphas.

      Nah, it’s not that deep–tons of men and women make this particular mistake (writing “women” when intending to use the singular “woman”) for some bizarre reason. I’ve observed this phenomenon for well over a decade. Notably, I’ve never really seen someone write “woman” when they mean “women”, only the other direction. And never with man/men at all. Very odd, specific error.

      Maybe it’s a “should of”-type mistake, I can only guess. But what I know for sure is that it’s a very common mistake, and almost certainly unintentional.

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      I recall a particular time period in early-ish smartphone history when the stupid thing tried to correct every instance of woman in my emails to “roman” for some weird reason so that one might just be auto-correct gone stupid again.

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      It’s not, it’s a mistake I’ve seen plenty of normal people do, including women.

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      You misspelled Alfas.

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      This type of thing sometimes happens to me when I’m writing a comment on my phone. The using a wrong version of a word, not the rampant misogyny. Its usually from changing how I wanted to structure the sentence, like changing tense or deciding to make something singular or plural, and not noticing that I missed updating one of the words.

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      I feel like this image has more to be upset about than misnumbering the word woman.

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    I hate how there’s always some bizarre new term people are using for weird and bad reasons. “Foid”. I can guess it’s some weird demeaning term for women but still what the fucking fuck.

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      It’s short for “Femoid”, which is itself short for “Feminine humanoid”.

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        Yeah that’s what I figured. Bizarre all around. “Femoid” was too long for these pricks.

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          No, it was too respectful towards women.

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          Soon enough it’ll get shorted again to “fud” or “fu”. The devolution of man

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          Cant have words longer than their penis

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            lol

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      Can’t speak to every state, but over here Firearm Owners Identification cards are 9-years expired when they turn 19

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    I thought we all agreed up until 29 years 364 days it’s babe and after that it’s milf

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      This implies the existence of the rare 29-year-old leap milf

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        Imagine the rule 34 on that one. You better bet fans are going to want proof…

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        “Leap milf” is just an alternative definition for a cougar

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      Wasn’t there a scandal in Germany that 45% of MILF pornstars don’t actually have any children?

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        I can ease your mind, it’s only 38%. https://www.der-postillon.com/2012/07/skandal-erschuttert-pornoszene-38.html?m=1

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        https://www.der-postillon.com/2012/07/skandal-erschuttert-pornoszene-38.html It was a headline on a German satire site once.

        • Justas🇱🇹@sh.itjust.worksOP
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          Oh nein, I ate die Zwiebel!

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      If one is over 30 and doesn’t have children are they still a milf by default?

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        No, they have chosen the Cougar skill path.

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        still milf, M for Mature

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      Woman needs to be old enough for her kids’ friends to think she’s hot to be a milf.

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        So, for some women, that might be as early as 25

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          Do I hear a banjo?

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        I figured it was that she just needs to have kids. As long as she’s a mom and somebody wants to fuck her, right?

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          You don’t need a special categorization for a hot twenty something. Her having procreated or not.

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    “I’m Chris Hansen and I need you to take a seat right over there.”

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    Accidental compliment to a bunch of forty-somethings.

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