So I have an idea about how to win over a womans heart…full disclosure, you’re gonna have to murder a guy. But he has to be into it. So this one is kind of hard to pull off.

So, women always LOVE when you protect them from monsters. It’s been proven that when women feel protected, they feel a stronger urge to bond with their mate.

So I figure, why not go to a coffee shop, and have a paid actor try flirting with the woman in a very creepy way. Not TOO creepy. You don’t want her running out of the coffee shop. You want to manipulate her emotions into feeling vaguely threatened, but not like she’s in life threatening danger.

That’s when you come in, and protect her! You put some distance between her (and you) and the creepy guy. Send him packing!

And that’s when Bigfoot bursts through the wall, and starts terrorizing everyone. So you pull a knife out of your boot, jump on Bigfoot’s back, and just start stabbing, and hanging on. Eventually you kill Bigfoot, and now this woman is IN LOVE WITH YOU!!!

Now the secret is, Bigfoot is actually just a guy in a Bigfoot costume. Another paid actor. But you need to make sure nobody ever knows that. Otherwise you’d go to jail for murder. Also, the woman would probably fall out of love with you…unless she’s into that sort of thing! Could be like Bonnie and Clyde!

Now we just gotta find a convincing Bigfoot costume.