I’m here to kick ass and chew bubble gum…oh, I actually have several packs of chewing gum. I bought a lot of chewing gum as my therapist suggested it as an alternitive to resorting to violence. He said I was kicking TOO MUCH ass, and not chewing enough bubble gum. His words, not mine. Swear to god.
The neat trick is if you can blow a bubble with your butt. That’s why they call it a bubble butt, right?
The hard part is chewing the gum
I’m here to kick ass and chew bubble gum…oh, I actually have several packs of chewing gum. I bought a lot of chewing gum as my therapist suggested it as an alternitive to resorting to violence. He said I was kicking TOO MUCH ass, and not chewing enough bubble gum. His words, not mine. Swear to god.