I’m here to kick ass and chew bubble gum…oh, I actually have several packs of chewing gum. I bought a lot of chewing gum as my therapist suggested it as an alternitive to resorting to violence. He said I was kicking TOO MUCH ass, and not chewing enough bubble gum. His words, not mine. Swear to god.
The hard part is chewing the gum
I’m here to kick ass and chew bubble gum…oh, I actually have several packs of chewing gum. I bought a lot of chewing gum as my therapist suggested it as an alternitive to resorting to violence. He said I was kicking TOO MUCH ass, and not chewing enough bubble gum. His words, not mine. Swear to god.