Not a good month for CEOs

Our thoughts and prayers have been answered.

Ha Ha!

“A green turtle shell was found at the scene.”

Quick someone make a crisis hotline for fast fashion moguls

That cliff committed an act of terrorism.

We are saddened to learn today that our dear friend dipshit has-

comment: “Hope the bitch did a flip” 🤣

Keep it up, lmao.

I love physics.

How considerate of them

A good bilionaire is a dead billionaire.

Dang, is the trail OK?

Bum bum bum.

Is Gravity a member of the proletariat?

Oh no!

Anyway . . .