Tyler Lowe allegedly tossed his younger brother’s pet alligator out of an apartment and into the snow, prompting Rickey Lowe to do the same to Tyler Lowe’s pet crocodile×.

Let’s not forget the alligator that made it.

Alaska allows alligator and crocodile as legal exotic pets. That’s crazy, I wonder if these were bred locally or imported/transported. I grew up in an area with both species in the wild, and I can’t imagine trying to properly care for either in a tiny apartment.

Y’all would be more outraged if it was a dog.

Poor thing… that’s an absolutely awful way for a reptile to go.

Florida Man in Alaska?

Well that’s one of the sentences of all time.

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The questions this begs kept increasing as I read the headline, and reading the article added answers I didn’t have questions for.

But this feels like pretty inadequate journalism. What was the anime argument?! I need answers!

Idea: let’s throw both of THEM naked into the snow with nowhere warm to go.

See how they like it.

she came down in a bubble, Doug!

Or something… 😂

Mario and Luigi killed Yoshi.