Centurion@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 14 hours agoWhat is the scariest thing there? Me: "People who wear shorts in winter..." 😂lemmy.worldimagemessage-square85fedilinkarrow-up1233arrow-down128
arrow-up1205arrow-down1imageWhat is the scariest thing there? Me: "People who wear shorts in winter..." 😂lemmy.worldCenturion@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 14 hours agomessage-square85fedilink
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·13 hours ago“Terrain is the first enemy your army will encounter” - Sun Tzu (not really, I just made that up)
minus-squareHikingVetlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 hours agoTerrain is definitely an enemy you will encounter.
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up10·13 hours agoThe first enemy your army will encounter is usually logistics.
minus-squareTheFriar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·8 hours agoNah man, it’s the yo mama jokes you’re sending via Morse code nonstop
minus-squareGraniteM@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·8 hours agoDepending on how far back you want to go, you could make the argument for your army’s first enemy being… Basic training Recruitment Their mothers’ birth canals The dating scene in their home villages
“Terrain is the first enemy your army will encounter” - Sun Tzu (not really, I just made that up)
Terrain is definitely an enemy you will encounter.
The first enemy your army will encounter is usually logistics.
Nah man, it’s the yo mama jokes you’re sending via Morse code nonstop
Depending on how far back you want to go, you could make the argument for your army’s first enemy being…
Basic training
Recruitment
Their mothers’ birth canals
The dating scene in their home villages