Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 hours agoAmerica's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagueslemmy.worldimagemessage-square144fedilinkarrow-up1499arrow-down113
arrow-up1486arrow-down1imageAmerica's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagueslemmy.worldLifecoach5000@lemmy.world to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 hours agomessage-square144fedilink
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·4 hours agoprobably in the other room fucking the couch.
minus-squareB312@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 hours agoWhat with the couch fucking joke? I don’t get it
minus-squaretektite@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·54 minutes agoJD Vance is a sofa-sexual and enjoys a smooth ride. When he feels the soft, inviting advances of a seductive sofa working up his Sectional Feelings, he wraps it up with a Grandma Brand© Plastic Couch Cover. It cleans up in a jiffy and his guests never suspect a thing! Anyone want some more ranch dip? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 hour agothis should catch you up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHUfzu5UJjQ
probably in the other room fucking the couch.
What with the couch fucking joke? I don’t get it
JD Vance is a sofa-sexual and enjoys a smooth ride. When he feels the soft, inviting advances of a seductive sofa working up his Sectional Feelings, he wraps it up with a Grandma Brand© Plastic Couch Cover. It cleans up in a jiffy and his guests never suspect a thing!
Anyone want some more ranch dip? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
this should catch you up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHUfzu5UJjQ