He’s been at the Milk Plus again. Dammit Korova Milk Bar, stop sharpening him up for the old Ultra Violence!

He is definitely losing supporters. I know a postal carrier in one of the worst red states and after both recent debates she’s been seeing longstanding trump flags and bumper stickers disappear from houses on her route.

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Magazines cost $14 now!

If it’s an Anti-woke uniform I imagine it’ll have a vinyl window over the crotch so everyone can see that you’re going into the bathroom that matches your genitalia. And of course it’ll have a flame thrower so you can burn all the books. You’ll probably need the skin color chart from Family Guy; better add grey and green on there to identify the extra-terrestrial aliens. Don’t forget your shoes must have heels because all the best Anti-woke crusaders wear heels!

Hmm, what else…

RESIST ALIEN SOCK THEFT! Use a mesh bag to keep all your socks together in the washer. Human sock retention is everyone’s responsibility!

Dan Foreman can go with him.

Atmospheres with frickin atom bombs attached to their heads!

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/litter-boxes-bathrooms/

ok grandma, let’s get you to reddit

Don’t forget the litter boxes!!

REDRUM

You’re making me cry at work!

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Welcome to Costco, I love you! If you raise the price of the fucking hotdog I will kill you! Figure it out.

Great write up but implantation in viable pregnancies should be occurring in the uterus, not the ovaries.

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Wasn’t it a rabbit?

I used to enjoy how they always use dumb photos of Leon in these articles. Now I just hate seeing his face.