

That is exactly what I am looking for!! Thank you so much!


That is exactly what I am looking for!! Thank you so much!


There was a web game in probably early 2000s. It was some lil guy who climbs a tall ladder to get into a spaceship, maybe with his dog? and goes to another planet. I think his spaceship breaks down and he has to explore the other world to fix it?
I don’t think any of the characters spoke words but instead intoned sounds/notes, and the background music was generally calming and chill. I remember it being visually appealing to look at, but I don’t much remember particular scenes (besides getting in the spaceship).
No recollection of what it was called. I’ve tried to look online before but forums discussing games with similar themes have not been fruitful.


Oh say is that plane really
falling from the sky?
O’er the land of the free
Fuckin’ poke in the eye


What really translates here for me is how exhausting customers can be.
If the server forgot to bring a spoon you could have just said that five minutes ago while the soup was still hot.
Dear dairy, Ricotta tell you about my day!
I made some Cheddar working at the Cottage, which was a Brie-leaf because I’ve been feeling Bleu lately.
I Camembert-leave how fun it was and It feels Gouda to know that Emmental health Havarti started to get better!
I thought for a while that maybe I was just Curds but now I believe if I could Paneer into the future I’d find Abondance! Today was the Goat!
“Here, this thingy’ll help you pee in the conduits like everybody else.”
I know someone who can’t eat goldfish crackers because they have smiley faces.
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti…


He paid for boys so does he care that his daughter disowned him? He didn’t use his ill-gotten gains to buy a female meat shield! Besides, he’s already got his “You’re not the real president” kid for that.
/s
That’s coprolite!
Quesadillius


I read
The movement my husband butt will not die

Spirit Halloween has a butterfly this year.
I’ve been thrifting for decades and realized a while ago that I have a totally different idea of what things cost than the average person. I went with a friend to the mall once and watched them drop $100+ on ONE sweater like it was totally normal.
Meanwhile I’m at the thrift store going, “They want 25 bucks for these jeans!? Who are they kidding!”
Try not to write any task managers on the way to the parking lot!