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Sylvartas@lemmy.world to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 months ago

I felt like this would fit in this community

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I felt like this would fit in this community

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Sylvartas@lemmy.world to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 months ago
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    Every sign has its story.

  • SSTF@lemmy.world
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    Don’t use a .50 cal round as a hammer.

    Don’t ziptie a Claymore to the grill of your truck.

    Don’t eat the C4.

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      Do not load the rocket launcher with a sledgehammer.

      spoiler

      Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

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        When you’re loading 122mm rockets into your 120mm launcher.

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        Precision engineering.

    • Sylvartas@lemmy.worldOP
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      Don’t eat the C4.

      What if I wanna taste the forbidden dough

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        Among field troops in Vietnam it became common knowledge that ingestion of a small amount of C-4 would produce a “high” similar to that of ethanol. Others would ingest C-4, commonly obtained from a Claymore mine, to induce temporary illness in the hope of being sent on sick leave.

        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/C-4_(explosive)

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          I feel like group number 2 is a lot closer to reality.

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            Group number 2 was certainly in for an unpleasant time.

            C-4 has toxic effects on humans when ingested. Within a few hours multiple generalized seizures, vomiting, and changes in mental activity occur.

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              Just wait until you find out what happens in the field during a war

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                Oh, I’m aware. Much like intentionally losing part of your leg to trenchfoot in a desperate attempt to get out of being mowed down by a barrage of bullets or burned alive by mustard gas or chloramine.

                It’s still not a pleasant time, though.

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            They might be off about the temporary part and possibly the illness part if that turns into injury instead but other than that spot on.

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          Huh. Not as bad as I expected. Also I am somehow not surprised that this has actually been done enough to be documented

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            Documented? They print a warning on the block packaging now.

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              Amazing. I feel like there is a similar story (of the “why would you even do that ?” variety) behind this label as with the MAS-36 bayonet hole

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    I wonder how often this happened

    • K̺͆e̺͆t̺͆a̺͆m̺͆i̺͆n̺͆e̺͆@sh.itjust.works
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      You see Ivan when you hammer nail like this, you never have to shoot again

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    Oh so this is why russian ammo dumps are always blowing up.

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    Oh, it does. ONACHO to all of you this fine Wednesday!

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    As if it would work as expected

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    Now I really need to see it happens

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