A former executive says he was fired by Salesforce after raising concerns about software said to process and organize customer data in milliseconds: ‘It was all a lie.’::The lawsuit alleged Salesforce retaliated against the executive after raising concerns about the product claims.

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    1 year ago

    I wonder what their defense will be. “You said it would process in milliseconds, but it took hours to complete!!”

    “Sure, it took hours…but it still happened in milliseconds, too…”

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      1 year ago

      That would be such a Caboose type of defense 😂

      “Time… line? Time isn’t made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round.”

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        1 year ago

        Oh man, I haven’t thought about RvB in so long, thank you 😂

        “The Sarge is still a Lieutenant? Oh. My. God. The teleporter sent me back in time!”

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        1 year ago

        Why are there six pedals but only four directions?

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      1 year ago

      Well, yeah, they didn’t specify how MANY milliseconds. 10,000,000 milliseconds is still milliseconds.