A former executive says he was fired by Salesforce after raising concerns about software said to process and organize customer data in milliseconds: ‘It was all a lie.’::The lawsuit alleged Salesforce retaliated against the executive after raising concerns about the product claims.

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    1 year ago

    I wonder what their defense will be. “You said it would process in milliseconds, but it took hours to complete!!”

    “Sure, it took hours…but it still happened in milliseconds, too…”

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      That would be such a Caboose type of defense 😂

      “Time… line? Time isn’t made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round.”

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        1 year ago

        Oh man, I haven’t thought about RvB in so long, thank you 😂

        “The Sarge is still a Lieutenant? Oh. My. God. The teleporter sent me back in time!”

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        1 year ago

        Why are there six pedals but only four directions?

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      1 year ago

      Well, yeah, they didn’t specify how MANY milliseconds. 10,000,000 milliseconds is still milliseconds.

  • Kushan@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Salesforce is hot garbage. They also bought slack a while ago and during our last renewal of slack they tried to strongarm us into buying more Salesforce shit. We had to get our legal department involved and everything. Absolute farce.