• remotelove
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      2 months ago

      … AND BIG GREEN DICKS JUST STARTED FLOWING OUT OF MY PHONE!!!

      (That should cover any screen readers that happen to be on full volume right now. Your welcome.)

      • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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        2 months ago

        Now I need to install a screen reader so I pretend to be blind on the bus…

        Do you think the reader starts shouting when it’s in caps, or do they just say ‘in capitals: reads’?

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          2 months ago

          Just pretend you are partially deaf and crank the volume to 11.

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      2 months ago

      And now Japanese school girls are accusing you of sexual harassment? Which is actually a HUGE deal in Japan.