Windows 11
You mean: Windows 9 '11
I’m certain my productivity at work dropped significantly because of this fucking upgrade. It’s slow as molasses, at times unstable and 50% of the time I send the laptop to “hibernate,” both it and me wake up to yet another update cycle, meaning it did a completely unwanted hard restart and my unsaved work has been lost without a warning. Crazy my company is paying for that shit.
I had windows 10 do that while hibernating as well, so that part isn’t new. Windows is just a prick.
Windows 8
Have you used Windows 95?
It was buggy and crashed a lot, but at least there was no telemetry.
Windows 3.1 and 3.11 were amazing. Windows 95 was fine. Windows 98 was much better. Windows ME would make the most sense in this tag’s context, but it’s not a number so 95 is the next best option.
Windows is the real tragedy
START ME UP!
blue screens
Can someone explain?
Hiroshima was a man-made disaster that happened in 1945.
Chernobyl was a man-made disaster that happened in 1986.
And now generalise for the punchline.
I got it, I did the math and figured it out Windows 95 is man-made disaster that happens in 2027!
Windows versions:
1
2
3
3.1
95
98
2000
ME
XP
Vista
7
8
8.1
9
10
11 (you are here)
12
20
42
90
95 (release date of 2027)Oh no, only 3 more years
HEROSHIMA! CHERNOBYL! WINDOWS 95! WE DO IT ONCE, WE DO IT AGAIN!
what’s wrong with gui for home computers?