Are you telling me a cheeseburger stabbed this man?
I just saw earlier today that a guy stabbed himself accidentally when using a knife to try separate 2 frozen patties. Instead of going to the hospital he just went to bed and died leaving police very confused when they first got there.
Or was he stabbed with a cheeseburger?
Or did he stab the cheeseburger?
Be realistic. Who would stab a cheeseburger?
Somebody with a knife, clearly.
Or did he cheese the stabburger?
A picture of the suspect.
Fortunately the cheeseburger is now in stable condition.
Toledo
Makes sense
i get it.
People can’t even afford to shoot cheeseburgers anymore.
Journalism at its laziest.
Was this when that man was killed for a Popeyes chicken sandwich?..
Doctor Who does local news now?
