The former president repeatedly misspoke during a speech on Wednesday.
Speaking in Long Island on Wednesday, Donald Trump was as bombastic and boastful as ever—but also slurred his words on several occasions.
Trump stumbled over words like “migrants” and “Russia” and had trouble stringing sentences together. In another instance, Trump said he was “greater even than Elvis” because unlike the King, he doesn’t have a guitar—a riff that has increasingly featured in his speeches.
He could take a dump on stage and they wouldn’t care. As long as he hates the right people. I have a ton of “I’m voting for the felon” signs in my area. I was baffled that anyone a supported him openly after that shit show of a debate. I’d be embarrassed.
Spoiler alert: None of them are watching. All they get is the chosen sound bites.
They’d be stepping all over each other to get up on that stage and roll around in it before that dump even had a chance to cool.
He said Elvis; not Blind Melon.
I mean you could probably sneak a diaper under those jumpsuits and it’s gotta be a pain to get out of.