Speaking of animals and food oddities, my dog used to carry his food one mouthful at a time out to the living room so he could eat around us. He’d drop it on the floor and then leisurely eat it and go back for more.

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      1 month ago

      I have to be very careful when I eat pizza. My dog will sneak up and swallow a slice whole before I can react.

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      I caught her chewing a piece of glass one time. Found it outside. Barely had a graze on her gums. She’s a wild fucking dog with insane mouth and tongue control

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        Yeah, I’m ashamed to admit that we found our dog chewing on a scraper razor blade once, to our horror. No idea how he got it, and we’re even more baffled by the fact that he wasn’t injured. We’re pretty much on 24/7 suicide watch over here.