• Glowpop
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    Speaking on the phone looking for a cement porch goose as your social media content. Oof.

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      I’d imagine the goal is to get a goose for free, like everything else.

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        Yupp, I’m sure many geese will end up on her porch after this

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          Yep, a follower will see it and drive 5hrs to bring her a goose her mom had in the 80s.

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        She’s just desperate to always hop on whatever’s trending, especially with Gen Z because she so badly wants to teenagers to think she’s cool when she’s just a boring middle aged mom (I say this as a boring 31-year-old mom 🤣). Beetlejuice is huge on TikTok with Gen Z right now, so that’s probably going to be her new personality this month.

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          She tried making it her personality a couple weeks ago when she went to the movie premiere in LA. But she’s forgotten it mostly already.

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        My god cringe. I can already see the video of her showing Shane and he doesn’t care/makes her feel stupid and she’s crying/laughing and making that face