Moist

I assure you, I’ve had cats that have absolutely discovered gas. Much to the dismay of my nose…

It’s cereal at the exact split second moment it is perfectly in between dry and soggy.

Meaty chunks suspended in a non Newtonian fluid.

You have to let it slowly leak from the can as it becomes a solid as you try to scoop it out.

My cat likes me to pour a little bit of water into hard food and then he licks up the water until it gets absorbed by food.

Gravy

grass

Non-Newtonian cat food?

They may be onto what preceded our universe’s singularity.