I’m using my real name because I was here to virally promote a movie, just like all the other celebrities on reddit before.

It was a very successful promotion.

To play off my instance name.

I’m, uh, a big Korean.

I was hurt by one and haven’t healed

It’s a family name

I love ninjas and carbonhydrates

I like not being easily identifiable on social media. When I was a kid my parents taught me to not reveal my real name on the internet and nowadays it seems that your real life and internet life should be the same.

mom i’m internet famous

I can’t remember

I often expend my creativity elsewhere. 😅

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Because I’m not a banana, duh.

Because I want to instill fear

Because I think that summer is too warm

Because it’s all I really want to do here.