• naticus@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    This is only hilarious because I’m not T-Swizzle. Lunch thieves are the worst, and this is comedic gold.

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      3 months ago

      if someone keeps stealing your sandwiches, replace an ingredient with shards of glass!

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      seems people took this joke seriously 😐

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        3 months ago

        I am 95% sure that this is illegal, at least in California. Which is a little disappointing, but just letting you know.

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            3 months ago

            However, it’s perfectly legal to put in enough sriracha to ruin someone’s day, as long as you can handle it.

            This is why I eat spicy food for every meal. I’m playing the long game.

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              Sriracha would only inconvenience the common sandwich thief. Gotta go at least habanero or higher to deter the average joe. You might want to step up to scorpion, ghost, or reaper if you want effects to be immediately apparent to the non spice head.