• ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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    5 months ago

    Cocaine “Hey Stephen.”

    Stephen King “Yeah, cocaine?”

    Cocaine “You like musicals, right?”

    Stephen King “I do now.”

    Cocaine “You know how people are trying to get Carrie turned into a Broadway musical?”

    Stephen King “Yeah…”

    Cocaine “You should a okay and use the money.”

    Stephen King “What should I buy?”

    Cocaine “More cocaine.”

    Stephen King “Damn good idea.”